Through a highly involved and detailed democratic process, the following individuals have been elected to the following positions:
(most of these should be no surprise)
(most of these should be no surprise)
Norm: Commissioner/ Chairman
...and sometimes master of the late-night-upright-bar-vacuum.
Anthony: Office of Transportation (Rand McNally)
...and occasional pinata sombrero enthusiast and NCAA Division 1 Mascot Name Generator.
TJ: Officer of Adult Entertainment
...and of course we're referring to Tom Jones or Sigfried and Roy shows when we refer to adult entertainment. *(* hello wives and/or fiances)
Mike: Officer of Tobacco and Video Games
...also known as your healthy living consultant for the week. (BYOD*)
(Bring Your Own Defibrillator)
Ty: Officer of Alcohol and Firearms
...and charter member of Ceramic Feline Fancy magazine and sometimes face planter.
Dave: Officer of Gambling and Dry Heaving
...as well as acclaimed fantasy draft commentator and world class Costanza impersonator.
Steve: The Man
Goal: To live through week.
Goal: To live through week. Please take your positions seriously, and up hold the honor to which you've been appointed.
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